INTRODUCTION
To set the pins, our story begins
Way out west in California—
Ransom case or wild goose chase?
Don't say we didn't warn ya!
Frame by frame, get into the game;
Lace up your shoes, let's bowl!
There's nothing like a perfect strike—
Just wind up and let 'er roll!
Due to profanity and inurbanity,
This hunt is rated R—
So go top shelf and mix yourself
A beverage at the bar!
