Clue #1
Hanging like vultures, the icicle sculptures 
Show the Vulcans to be most artistic 
But forget your worries and find a park amid the flurries 
You have reasons to be optimistic
 
As the cold wind blows through our record snows 
In this land of the dammed and ice 
We bid you fair welcome, whether heaven or hell come, 
To hunt treasure that's sure to suffice